Anal Arguments 2

She: You know there is only one reason why a guy wants to fuck a girl in the ass...

Me: Oh really? What is it? Enlighten me please.

She: The only reason a guy wants anal is because he's a closet gay.

Me: Nah, that's not it at all...

She: ...

Me: The only reason why I want anal sex is that for once in my life I actually want to fuck something that's tight!

She: ...!!!