Anal Arguments 2

She: You know there is only one reason why a guy wants to fuck a girl in the ass...

Me: Oh really? What is it? Enlighten me please.

She: The only reason a guy wants anal is because he's a closet gay.

Me: Nah, that's not it at all...

She: ...

Me: The only reason why I want anal sex is that for once in my life I actually want to fuck something that's tight!

She: ...!!!

Words to raise your hit counter

cock pussy penis cunt vagina creampie barely legal cum backdoor action sucking MILF MMF FFM lesbian licking sucking ass girl next door hot chicks gay tits couples doing it mature orgy anal shot video getting it pics at work babes undressing outdoors peeing golden showers sissy cleveland steamers shit blonde moms asian cherry big natural XXX felt up skirt gloryhole porno busty mom girlfriend public blow jobs oral head threesome young amateurs action pictures posing bigger butt fisting moresome lips watersport for money teen college girls orgasm nipple first time wad foreplay insertion panties showing pink bukkake ebony gallery pissing movies strapon dildo vibrator toy fingering masturbation banging bj sperm dick langerie homemade rubbing handjob man older younger 18 booty black ropes s&m throatjob gangbang shemale toying penetration dp double bondage hairy bald riding hand giving seducing chubby facial taking loads nylons pantyhose femdom domination dominatrix slave master nudity sybian stripping sex swallow kitten camel toe fetish foot asshole backseat facesitting kinky ejactulation squirt latex vintage ciavarro

Racism?

I know, it's an old topic really. But what I don't get is why people would "hate the black man". There are a tonne of things that "the black man" has done to help us "the white man" out. They pick our cotton. They work our fields. They make sure that our prisons aren't underpopulated and our police aren't without work. They make sure that our slums have residents. They make sure that our day-time talk shows are humourous with all "da babies daddies" you could ever want. They make sure that we don't have a surplus of corn, watermelon, and fried chicken. They keep drug rings in business. Hell, they even fight our unwanted wars. And what do they get? They get told they're inferior; unintelligent; a slave race with dicks the size of a three-year old's arm holding a grapefruit.

But "the black man" deserves our praise. Because without them who would date all the fat white chicks?

Baby's got back!

Anal Arguments

Me: So what do you have against anal sex?

She: I just don't want to do it...

Me: Bah...where's your sense of adventure? What about sexual experimentation?

She: Ha! How about this then? How about I stick a dildo up your ass and see how you like it?

Me: Really? That would interest you?

She: About as much as you sticking someing up my ass.

Me: Alright then. And as a sign of good faith, I'll even let you stick me first. But in all honesty, as soon as you're done, I'm going to stick you right back the same way you got me.

She: ..........

Me: What? Isn't that fair? I'm even letting you go first so that you know I won't poke and run....

She: Okay....I really don't know what to say at this point...how about we change the subject....


Point - Set - Match! Winner: Me

Stairs

The Do It Yourself Abortion Kit!